My Wife And I! The Life and times this far..

Let me tell you the story of my wife and I. We have been married since 2001 so thats what,like 10 years now. She's from London,North London (there's only 1 lady worth mentioning in that area,the other is her maid!)..yes there are other 'ladies'. We live in a neighbourhood with 20 households in total,the other families include the devil lady's family,the blue bridge lady,the red kop lady,the sky blue lady and their families among others. In the next street we have the cataluna lady and the madrid lady..further down there are more neighbourhoods. My point is that there are several ladies to chose from though I've never seen why anyone in their sound mind would not select my north london babe,she's the most beautiful thing you've ever laid eyes on. Sexy,smart,stylish..she has it all!

Our marriage has been quite okey,I mean the normal ups and downs,some nights are long and tough,Very! Others are just for luck of better words..absolutely Sensational! I remember the first time in 2002 May,I was a young boy,just about 14. (Yes am that 'bad') It was a double. It did not hit me till later. But it was pure bliss. Before I could even settle down,came the greatest year in our union 2003 to 2004 where we made history,49 straight nights of hapiness before the devil lady had to spoil this incredible run when we visited her.

In 2005 we had our last night of passion,with the devil lady and his husband left to pick up the pieces. From this point things took a deep so to say..the happy nights became fewer,they were replaced by the not so happy ones..full of regret and sadness. As time moved on things got harder,what with the emergence of the blue lady from the bridge after being adopted by a certain russian billionaire,she had new toys to play with and even started giving her husband 'some some' for the first time in 50 years! Now that was a drought..Visits to her place all of a sudden become tough trips!

Aah but there was that night in Paris where we met the spanish lady from cataluna..ooh we were so close,15 minutes to be exact..then my wife crumbled and dosed off. She couldn't hit the highs she used to reach,it got more frustrating as she lost her more experienced toys and her dad the economist couldn't replace them. Instead he brought her second hand toys to do a first class job. It looked like the economists ingenious plan almost came good as we moved to our palacial home just across the street,in 2007 but it didn't! By this time I was feeling the disapointment especially when I met up with the devil lady's husband to have a drink,it usually was the two of us..but the bridge lady's man started showing up..hell even the kop lady's husband dared sit with us. They took digs at me and sometimes I didn't go back home to my wife. This once I stumbled upon a fine lady in white,she was from Madrid we got to know each other,and discovered we have a common enemy..the lady from cataluna,the bond was instant! Yes I have spent nights with her,she got me there once or twice,most recently aganist the cataluna lady..though it feels good,its not the same as my wife's!

Most recently the devil lady's noisy neighbour,the sky blue lady was been adopted by an Arab who makes the bridge lady's guardian look like a peasant..she hasn't got her act together though she also gave her husband some for the first time in 38 years..just the other day! (the devil lady's neighbour just got noisier!) that coupled with the 'rise' of my wife's maid from shit hart lane,are threatening my nights of happiness and passion!

It has been 6 years now,my patience is being stretched here! Especially after the devil lady made it 19! The economist has had an American guy pump in some cash so let me hope that during this break..oh yeah our marriages have a 3 month break around this time every year! Where we analyse the past year,and start the cycle all over..it's a really hectic period some families are kicked out of the neighbourhood and others invited!
As I was saying,I hope the economist first gets rid of the broken and over used toys and buys real quality ones that my wife can play with and get us back to the happy nights and more importantly those nights where sensation meets bliss! When I can finally get one over the cataluna lady..for me and my madrid clande! Till then..for better or worse am sticking with my wife.
And when I need a good laugh I just walk down the street to Merseyside..being the kop lady's husband is like working in a museum...all they have is history!

Yes there are nights of late when I can't stand my wife,and go to madam Madrid for the weekend..or I chipo one of the Millans or a french lady ike the one from lyon (she's also hit a patch!) or a german once a while,driving a mercedes with Ms.Dortmund is not bad!
I still love my wife very much..she's virtually ireplacable,the feeling I get on the happy nights is unexplainable..I'll stick with her to the bitter end!

My Wife...My one...My only...
MY ARSENAL!