Cesc..Mata and the 'Almosts'

Ayeiya....
So finally the Cesc trilogy has hit a high..if you haven't heard it by now,welcome back to earth! Don't expect me to update you.. I'll say one thing though..this is business,if those cunts cant come up with what we are asking for..they can go shove Pedro and Busqets up there! An interesting development came up yesterday..when Madrid were said to have bid 50M pounds. Now I don't know if it's true but if it is..Cesc should be in Madrid for a medical lol!. What am trying to say is that if he leaves he right now,it should be at our own terms..I think I've said more than one thing there!

Another who looks like hitting the exit door is Gael Clichy! Initially I was nearly over the moon when I read this story..but I looked at his stats..then I could bearly get over a vitz! Look at this..http://www.anfieldindex.com/2685/liverpool-fc-transfer-scouting-stats-left-backs.html a comparison between him,Enrique,Baines,Cashley and Evra!

Last season He made 111 tackles..with an 81% success rate,the highest in the league.He made 110 interceptions an average of 3.2 per game.He's made 1 defensive error in his 2970 minutes played.
Now that is impressive,but at the back of your mind that is if you are anything like me..you cant shake off the image of Clichy being skinned by Nani or him giving away the ball at the corner flag leading to a goal or a poor clearance. This is still the image I have of Clichy..a very big contrast to what I had when he replaced Cashley..

Then he was 'The Fucking Hawk!" intercepting passes with precission,tackling like he was defending his wife..making foward runs like he was running towards a clande! One thing he couldn't replace in Cashley was and is the goals. Have you seen the attacking stats? He has scored 1 goal in his Arsenal career that is 187 appearances..despite this during his peak,he was voted best LB in the league..but then when he slumped..Woi! Looking at this,I say we should let him go if and only if we get a solid replacement..and don't tell me that we have Gibbs! This replacement in my eyes is Leighton Baines! He scores goals..brings a load of experience and should be pretty cheap!

Now to something that is getting really frustrating..our Entry door! It is like the kaos with their 'no vaa' phrase.for those who don't get me..the kambas are originally long distance traders..the 'noo vaa' is kao for 'it's just here' (loosely translated to it's very close!) if a kao tells you this..take a donkey (there are no cars in ukambani) cause you are going to have the longest walk of your life! Enough with the cultural lesson now where were we? Oh yeah..the transfers. I have been telling you that we are close to signing Alvarez,Cahill,Samba and Gervinho I guess I was looking at it with my Kao eyes (yes I am)..though Jenkinson did come through.This is my new approach,we are close to signing no one!
It really worries me the way we are dragging our feet..for two main reasoons :
1. Our fixtures..especially the small bit of a champions league qualifier. Pre-season is in less than a week,we need our new signings to blend in and fast!Thus the need for them to be with us during the pre season games.
2. With our rigid financial policies,the more we drag our feet the more the chances of Man city,Madrid,Chelsea e.t.c will swoop in and hijack the deal with double the amount we are offering!
It would surprise me if Mr.Bean doesn't already know this.

Juan Mata..apparently this is the guy to replace Cesc,though I think we already have a potential replacement in Nasri and or Rambo (I am doing a whole post on 'The Cesc succession" so no need to dive in now). Juan Mata (Valencia) 23 years old plays C.a.m or Winger. Very skillfull just watch what he did to poor Pique..chobo tu!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wm4tsmNlmUQ
He says he wants to win something with Valencia..I don't know if that is going to happen any time soon as long as Valencia are playing the same league with the Cunts and Madrid. This doesn't worry me much,looking at Valencia's financial state,they'll look to cash in on him..like they did with Villa and Silva last season! My biggest concern is that he started at the Real Madrid academy went to their B team before leaving for Valencia. How long till we hear 'He has Madrid D.N.A?' He is a good prospect,would love to have him but eeehhhh No thank you!

Now remember when I wrote my summer wish list? And I left the striker part blank..well now I have him! (drum rolls) Romelu Lukaku.This kid is ddyyynaMITE! Plays for Belgian club Anderlecht,18 years old but his physique can only be rivaled by that of J.E.T (Jay Emmanuel Thomas). This is a goal machine in every sense of the word  He played for Lierse from 2004 until 2006,scoring 121 goals in (hold on to your seats for this)....68 games.He was in negotiations with Chelsea but with Boas going there,you know he'll prefer Falcao to him. Now this is where we get in..Rumours are that we are ready to fork out 18M pounds for him!
I'd be the happiest bugger in town if this goes down..and he is Belgian so expect the Verminator to have a word or two with the kid! Fingers crossed..

Finally..If you wanted confirmation of at what a pile of junk we have as 'players' and no not all of them..just look at Denilson,Bendtner and Almunia..After poor Denilson played smart and said he's leaving,I think he expected a crowd of clubs knocking at his door for his services but oooohhh Wapi? Nothing! That goes for Bendtner too..though it is said that he had attracted a certain german club who have denied any interest in the Dane. Now what is happening with Almunia? He doesn't think that he's staying here..maybe as a cleaner! Hata Sofapaka jamani...
 With that..As we were gooners
Kwaherini!