Transfer latest.

There's been very little buzz in the transfer market,cant decide if it's a good or bad thing..but here is the latest..

The boring long soap opera that is El'capitan to barcunt! Barcelona have offered 20 year old midfielder Thiago Alcantara as a £7 million makeweight in a £50 million deal for Cesc Fabregas. That means they give us £43 million and the toi,for y'all that are mathematically challenged. So who is he? Alcantara has made 17 apperances for Barcelona this season, scoring 3 goals in the process. According to The Daily Mail,Alcantara met with Mr.Bean last month when Barcelona were in London for the Champions League final. Now to where I lay my 2 cents....Another kid,really? And from barca..that would make us the biggest fools ever! No way..barca can take their kids and shove them..and yeah if èl capitan wants to..let him go! But we'd need a whole lot of cash,thank you!

King Cobra (Samir Nasri) to Manure,finally we get a story that has eclipsed Cesc to cuntalunya! Atleast for this week. Lets dive in..Nasri himself says he doesn't know anything about the transfer...
He told L'Equipe “I do not know if I will remain at Arsenal. My contract runs out in 2012 and I am in touch with the club officials to see if it can be renewed beyond that date, but it is not a simple matter.….I heard the media reports suggesting that Manchester United might be interested in me, I do not know if that is true or not. My agents take care of these matters”.

Looking at it closely I think he's going. Why? Cause we've been trying to get him to sign a new contract since last year. He wants to be paid £110,000 a week, up from £67,000 that would make him joint with Cesc. He deserves a pay rise..yes,but not that much! I hope he gets his senses and signs soon. Personaly I dont want him to leave..he's one of my favourites,but to be honest,he's not aall that..look at these stats.
In all competitions Nasri has 15 goals and 4 assists lets pick another player...eeeh Arshavin has 10 goals and 13 assists another one you say? Walcott 13 goals, 11 assists..who had a bigger impact? You decide..now to drive it home,that since Aug 2009,Arsenal have averaged 1.7 goals a game with Nasri starting,the lowest of any Arsenal player. This stat at home is Arsenal average 3.33
goals without Nasri
and only 1.7 with him in the side.
Numbers dont lie..He was blazing hot in the first part of last season,but faded away when it was crunch time! I saw a stat on that somewhere..let me see..here :
He got 8 goals and 1 assist in 2010, but only 2 goals and no assists in 2011.
If he somehow goes to manure,you feel SAF would play him in his rightful place at Central midfield and he'll bite us hard..we surely cant let that happen!
If he doesn't sign by end of this month lets cash in on him..avoid a Flamini!

Bendtner has decided he's going
“I have decided 100 per cent that I must leave Arsenal. I’ve
considered this for a long time and was quite clear when I
arrived at my decision.
“I’m quite calm and confident
that I’ll be fine at a new club.”...aende!
Kinda like the denilson case,lets face it,he wont make it here..He is an okey striker. We dont need okey! Now where is Almunia already?!

On the Alvarez front..apparently manure have brought in their long noses. Now they have put in a 10M bid. Lets see what happens..
Still no word on Jenkinson..

An old target Alex Oxlade Chamberlain,of southampton,has surfaced..remember him? his dad,Mark Chamberlain,has been encouraging his son to follow in Theo Walcott’s footsteps and join Arsenal.
'‘To develop at a place like Arsenal can’t be a bad thing. In my eyes, I’d like him to go there as soon as possible, and continue his development.’'
We came really close to signing him in January for £10 million, unfortunately, it never went through. Now we are chasing him again..aganist guess who? Manure..dont these guys dont have a brain of their own? Hmph! I think his dad makes sense. Dont think he'll add much to our squad,we need experience remember? He's more or less the same player Walcott is..a pacy winger,but with a better football brain..(you know the one we've been trying to cultivate in F1 piki piki) so its a bit redundant though I wouldn't mind.

As I go..whispers from my sources are that we might announce the signing of Gervinho as early as tomorrow..(Wednesday!) key word being Might..dont hold me at ransom on thursday. My opinion..Mr.Bean is away working with French Tv. I cant see the club announcing a new player without him being around!

Okey Thats all...
As you were!
Keep loading those cannons. (When are we going to start shooting..you ask?)